creative jones's Newest Cartoons

hunter-gatherer

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The woolly beast slung its head forward. The trunk slung/flailed out to the side, its right side. The old man stumbled back.

The three younger hunters kept their distance. The other young hunter, the 4th of the students, took a long step back to absorb the scene. The old hunter, to him, appeared like a fiery chieftain who did not seem to know that there were occasions when a man actually should be scared. A good hunt should have a bit of warmth to it, he thought. It’s not the kind of warmth you feel by standing a few feet closer to the fire, but the kind a gatherer must feel if she were to...

...wait, what? Ohhh...the hide fumes...yeahhh...I almost forgot about that.

Anyway, where was I?

yellowHat

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Are you or someone you know ADD?

For when you’ve absolutely embraced your ADD self—cuzz it’s a good thang!—the all-new ADD/Brainstorming cartoon by creative jones.

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education

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A type of equality that should ideally be for everyone—where there would be no nepotisms in business (except, of course, for the Mom’s & Pop’s) nor, for that matter, should earning a living be any part of no good-ole-boy network. Talent shouldn’t be denied or ignored simply because a person didn’t go to college, went to the wrong college, or ain’t got the right last name—and the old backwoods names ain’t the good names anymore.

Don’t just hold up a sign.

Wear a t-shirt in protest.

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look

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Caption: "Mom, look! I conquered my fear of snakes."

bleep

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Robots can only take so much.

hard working cavemen

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There's been a lot of inflation.

Jones Collection

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The Creative Jones Collection: Now in HD

recession-proof

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It was a big term a few years ago.

rocket doctor

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archive

gal power

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alpha

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To have known Jeff "Loud Pipes" Baxley is to have known a great biker who had once been the center of the universe. The only reason other people existed at all was so that they could tell cool stories about our deposed former leader. This is him when he was young and that alien fella had come by. Oh, it had been a riot. We had a lot of fun that day.

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R man

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While working in his lab....

chopper

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Many have considered him to be the greatest motorcycle designer of all time. We are fortunate to be witnessing this—that there is even a venue for him. Our economy is falling apart. Our people are falling apart. There was a guy on the corner comparing us to Rome in its final days, but there’s this bike builder out there, in our time, who's as good at what he does as Cezanne was to Impressionism.

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cool scientist

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caption: Nah, girl. I ain't--I'm not mad. Why people keep askin' me that?

food

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People Food

coconut

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“I’ve got it,” he had said. “It’s got to be polyethylene.” The sun had been behind him then. He was holding a plastic oar like the kind you might see from a cheap inflatable raft, and wouldn’t that be appropriate now? “It can’t be wood,” he’d said. “That’s how all those islands got peopled in the first place. And you can forget about aluminum. No way would I want to be out there in the middle of an electrical storm with aluminum. What else but polyethylene? It’s relatively new. It’s modern. You know nobody’s done it before. Just imagine it,” he’d said, “a man and a woman, together, in the primes of their lives—this is world record stuff; I’m talking Guinness—you and me alone, together, with the stars and all that—the moon would be huge—just me and my woman immersed in nature, fishing for sustenance, making saltwater potable, interacting with the dolphins, circumnavigating the globe in a fourteen-and-a-half foot polyethylene canoe."

checkout

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caption: "People of Walmart ... I am your champion"

pirates

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bubble: let's go get 'em, boys.
caption: It be No-beard, the most fearsome of all pirates.

chumps

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O’donnell said something about there being a quicker route from A to B. I remember thinking everything seemed so much smaller from when I was a kid. Not really a whole lot else to talk about. There might have been a couple bumps along the way.

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In Heaven

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It had been a woman’s world, hadn’t it? Who else but a woman could even come up with such a crazy notion? The spatial mind of a designer or an engineer would have—No! No. No.

None of that matters now.

This is a better place.

huh?

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;)

crowd

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Pitchforks? No, there are no pitchforks to speak of. Yet—they are coming for us, just the same. They are the champions of free assembly. They are the reason for religious freedom.

THEY ARE…the Evangelicals.

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zah

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kinda like a food fight

believe

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swamp gas

saying

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I got the idea for this while noticing a hawk was watching me.