flintstone73's Newest Cartoons

Gajus Marcus Zuckerberg

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Veni, Vidi, Vici(ous)

Vive l atome

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Noch ein Betonkopf...

Nuclear Eggs

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There's always a surprise contained in these...

Unbemannte Raumfahrt

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Bisher noch nicht offizielle Endlagerkonzeption

Paketbombenalarm

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... Alternativtitel.. "Heiligabend überm Reichstag"

Saunawagen

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It's not a scandal. It's a feature!

Octopaul

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Unser guter Krake Paul hat nun seine künstlerische Ader entdeckt, und gibt Tipps ab sofort nur noch auf höhere Kreative Weise wieder.

MC Orbit

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This is my suggestion how American Spacetravelling could be made more attractive. :)

Kapitale Mücke

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Aus der Rubrik: Fehler im Gesundheits- und Sonstigem Wesen

Bundesraeumstandarte

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Rechtzeitig vor dem Winterende noch eine Hommage an den grössten Komiker der Neuzeit, der sich aber für einen Politiker hält.

Translation:
Right to the end of this Winter, here's a homage to the greatest Comedian of the Modern, who still thinks he's a politician.

Chemtrails

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I love Conspiracy Theories :)

Finanz-Tsunami

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Tsunami statt Westerwelle

Endspurt

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Translation: At the End of this race, our runner appears to be Out of Energy so he maybe couldn't take the 5% barrier.

But fortunately everywhere decadent Social-Parasites lying around. "Why not use them as footboard, then they are at least of any use!", he thought.

Hartz-IV-TV

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For all non German residents...

"Hartz-IV" is our term for our social benefits, and lately lead to loads of Discussions in and around the political landscape.

Some unholy years ago TV Shows start to make Reality-TV, and meanwhile for a bit more attraction, they more and more showing the so called underclass.

It seems that a very own business for unemployed people was born, and that's the reason i dedicate them with this cartoon.

Bubbletext-Translate: "Ok, you could film at my place. I take 1,50 Euro per hour as additional expenses + 50% overtime premium"

Schuldenmonster

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English Translation:

"The Debtmonster is visiting the Euro-Zone"

Bubbletext: "Oh my God! Give us more Grwoth!"

Alternative text: "Oh my God! Let it rain money!"

Mer Losse dat Salz in Koelle

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Sorry, as a non german speaker, and especially without knowledge of cologne dialect, you couldn't really see what the title means...

Well.. Since it's carnival soon, especially with big processions along the rhine cities, and together with this the Winter weather situation hasn't changed.

I decided to rename one of the oldest carnival-slogans from Cologne.

Alternative Title: Salt for the Masses

1001 Steuersuender

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Schade irgendwie das es nur 1000 sind ;)

Bubbletext translate: "Hope my Name still isn't included!"

Rüstige Rentner

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Habe vor kurzem erst in der Onlineausgabe eines bekannten Nachrichtenmagazins entdeckt, das immer mehr Rentner ihr Gehalt mangels Rente noch mit Erwerbsarbeit aufstocken müssen.

Also ist Rente mit 67 in Zukunft vielleicht auch nur noch Sozialpolitische Makulatur von Gestern.

In ein paar Jahren werden wir mehr wissen. Das Gedankenfeuer-Team hält Sie, lieber Mitbürger- und Mitbürgerinnen darüber auf dem laufenden, solange es den Zeichenstift noch gerade halten kann :)

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Lately i read that more and more retired persons must raise their pension with additional work.

So retirement with Age of 67 in Germany, maybe isn't more than Socialpolitic Waste of paper in a near future?

In a few years we will know more. The Gedankenfeuer-Team will inform you, dear fellow citizen, as long we are able to hold the pen straight ahead. :)

Besser spät als Nie

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Aufgeschoben ist nicht aufgehoben. Was für Konsequenzen dieses Sprichwort haben kann, sehen Sie mal wieder hier in einem düsteren Daily-Terror-Zukunftsszenario.

Alternativtitel: "Mit CDU und FDP in die strahlende Zukunft". (Eignet sich übrigens auch für's nächste Wahlplakat ;) )

English-Translate:

Postponed is not Abandoned. What the bad consequences of this term could meaning, you once again see in this scary Daily-Terror-Future-Scenario.

Alternative Title: "With CDU and FDP into a gleaming future". (Will be suited for upcoming Election Posters aswell ;) )

Bubbletext-Translate: "1001 Breakdowns and now this! I couldn't agree. Until now everything just worked so fine!"

"If you don't mind dear Chancelloress, me and my Party would now recommend the exit from the nuclear exit afterwards."

Boot Me

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Wird diese Illustration womöglich der neueste Schrei auf der Computer Entertainment Show 2030 ?

Der Begriff Modulares Lernen bekäme hier sicherlich eine ganz neue Bedeutung :)

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Will this illustration be the most hyped invention of Computer Entertainment Show 2030 ?

However in this example, the concept Modular Learning becomes a completely new meaning :)

Typus Oeconomicus

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Und hier eine wahrhaft visionäre Vision der Gedankenfeuer-Redaktion, die zur Zeit leider noch nicht Realität werden darf, da der Karren namens Weltwirtschaft erst noch in den Dreck gefahren werden muss.

English Translate:

And here we have a really fantastic Vision of our dear Gedankenfeuer-Staff. Which unfortunately couldn't become Reality so far, as there's still a World Economy who must be dragged into the mud.

Sign Translate: "Banker - Typus Economicus - Populated Area: Financial World - Attention! Please not throw Money into the cage, even the banker is please you to do!

Im Matrix-Rechenzentrum

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Endlich ist es Morpheus, Neo und deren Team nach langer akribischer Vorbereitung
gelungen in das Rechenzentrum, also das Herz der Matrix vorzudringen. Nunja, wie
in diesem Bild zu sehen, erst einmal nur fast! :-)

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Finally after long and painstaking preparations, Morpheus, Neo and their Team managed to enter the Matrix-Data Center. The heart of the Matrix. Well, not entirely successfull as you can see on the picture to the left! :-)

Bubbletext-Translate: Neo: "Hey, and this should be the Matrix-Central-Processer Morpheus? I just imagined me that a bit more modern!"

Morpheus: "No Neo. You're location is the Data-Storage of empty election campaign promises!"

Opel Magna

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Und hier sehen wir die erste Innovation, welche nach völlig stümper- und klischeehaften Informationen eines drittklassigen Klatschblattes, im neuen Opel Magna serienmässig verfügbar sein wird.

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And here we have the first serial Innovation, which may be included into the new Opel Magna, concerning absolutely stereotype and bumbling information from a third class scandal sheet.

E.R. Emergency Room

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Oder vielleicht sollte es doch besser E.R.R (Economy Rescue Room) heissen? :-)
Wie auch immer. Kleines Update einer vorherigen Illustration. Die Wirtschaft steckt nach wie vor schwer in der Krise. Therapeutisches Ökonomen-Blabla und Geldinfusionen direkt in die Spekulationsblase haben sich als wirkungslos herausgestellt. So entschliesst sich das Chirurgen-Konsortium aus führenden Industrienationen den Schlamassel auf die harte Tour zu beenden...

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Or should we better say E.R.R (Economy Rescue Room) ? :-)
However. A little update since one of my earlier illustrations. The Economy straight away stucks in the crisis. Neither therapeutical bubbling nor infusion of money directly into the speculative bladder appeared helpful. So finally a pool of leading Industrial Nations decides to do a final and ultimative operation...

Bubbletext-Translate: "The Billon of Cash Injection apparently wasn't enough. I think now we must operate!"

Bundestagswahl 2009 - Reloaded

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Scheinbar inspiriert mich die kommende Bundestagswahl doch mehr als ich gedacht hätte. Was schon erstaunlich scheint bei all dem Politikfrust heutzutage.

Andererseits ist Frust und Wut schon immer eine Prima Energiequelle für kreativen Widerstand gewesen.

In disem Sinne wäre es beinahe schon katastrophal wenn ausnahmsweise mal Wahlversprechen gehalten, und Politiker keinen realitätsfremden Stuss erzählen würden.

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Apparently the soon coming German-Bundestags-Election inspiring me, although it seems far too astonishing after all the political frustration nowadays.

On the Other Hand, frustration and anger ever been a perfect Energy Source for creative resistance without a question.

Seen this way, it would be rather disastrous if exceptional, politicans took election pledges serious, or won't talk any crap, light years away from reality.